FORM LETTER SENDERS SUCK

FORM LETTER SENDERS BURN IN HELL
This is it! I am so sick of seeing form letters from submissive men. Are you sooooooooooo stupid that you think I can't tell?

Here's what I do to those who do this kind of shit...As normal, no edits except to take out his email address/yahoo id...read the whole conversation:

[Again another UNprovoked email. Hell, I have even gone so far as to pull my best pix off this site to end the amount of crap that goes into my box!]

hello,nice pics u got i will love to know more about u,if u dont mine chatting on yahoo id

*smartass side note to give you insight to what my mind responds with initially before I even respond*Let's start with u -- IS IT THAT DAMN HARD TO ADD THE Y AND THE FUCKING O? Do I mine chatting on yahoo? No I don't mine for chatting, but I do MIND being bothered*

I reply with:

did you just write me because you only like my photos?

*All my readers will tell you this is my warning shot. They know I am one step away from being a total bitch to this person*

He had the loss of mind to respond with:

Hello sweetie,
I was very happy to see your message and I hope your having a nice night. I would love to know you better. So sweet angel, please don't fly back to heaven before giving me a chance to meet you. My heart is very big and full of love and I am searching for a woman who can make my heart smile. I am a very romantic man and I would love to hold you in my arms under the stars at night.
I believe that love is a friendship that catches on fire and it takes root deep in the heart and it grows stronger with each passing day. Love is being patient with the faults of others. It doesn't criticize and broadcast to the world the faults of others. Love doesn't hold grudges and love is not just about great sex. I remember what my Grand ma told me about love. She said, take away the passion and romance, and if you still love her with all my heart, then you are in love. Love comes to those who still hope even though they've been disappointed, those who still believe, even though they have been betrayed and those who still love even though they've been hurt before. Maybe God wanted us to meet a few wrong people, before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the right person, we would know how to be grateful for that gift. I truly believe in my heart that when one door of happiness closes, another door opens. But often we look so long at the closed door, that we don't see the one which has just been opened for us. I am 6ft tall, with dark hair and I have a muscular body. I go to church every week and do my best to be godly man. I am looking for a good woman who knows what she wants and is not into games. Do you have some pictures and can you tell me more about you? drop ur yahoo id ok..

*GAME FUCKING ON. IDIOT*

My response:

Hello sweetie,

YOU SENT ME A FUCKING FORM LETTER? How do I know this??? Let me show you...
I was very happy to see your message and I hope your having a nice night.

UH HELLO ITS IS 11 AM HERE WHICH PUTS IT AT ABOUT 9 AM CALI TIME...

I would love to know you better.

LIAR! IF SO YOU WOULD HAVE BOTHERED TO TAKE THE THREE MINUTES TO ACTUALLY READ MY PROFILE BEFORE YOU WASTED MY TIME

So sweet angel, please don't fly back to heaven before giving me a chance to meet you.

WHAT A CROCK OF BULLSHIT

My heart is very big and full of love and I am searching for a woman who can make my heart smile.

IF YOU WERE TRULY SEARCHING FOR SOMEONE SIGNIFICANT YOU WOULD READ THE PERSON'S BIOS AND BLOG TO SEE IF THEY WOULD ENJOY YOU SENDING THEM A FORM LETTER LIKE THIS ONE.


I am a very romantic man and I would love to hold you in my arms under the stars at night.

MORE FLUFFY BULLSHIT

I believe that love is a friendship that catches on fire and it takes root deep in the heart and it grows stronger with each passing day. Love is being patient with the faults of others. It doesn't criticize and broadcast to the world the faults of others. Love doesn't hold grudges and love is not just about great sex. I remember what my Grand ma told me about love. She said, take away the passion and romance, and if you still love her with all my heart, then you are in love. Love comes to those who still hope even though they've been disappointed, those who still believe, even though they have been betrayed and those who still love even though they've been hurt before. Maybe God wanted us to meet a few wrong people, before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the right person, we would know how to be grateful for that gift.

MAYBE YOU ARE MEETING THE WRONG PEOPLE BECAUSE YOU DO NOT BOTHER TO DO YOUR HOMEWORK BEFORE APPROACHING WOMEN WHO ARE WAAAAAAAAAAAAAY OUT OF YOUR CLASS.

I truly believe in my heart that when one door of happiness closes, another door opens. But often we look so long at the closed door, that we don't see the one which has just been opened for us.

CLICHE AND MORE BULLSHIT


I am 6ft tall, with dark hair and I have a muscular body. I go to church every week and do my best to be godly man. I am looking for a good woman who knows what she wants and is not into games.

OH MY GOD. SERIOUSLY? ARE YOU USING THIS APPROACH ON A BDSM SITE? YOU ARE A TOTAL MORON.


Do you have some pictures and can you tell me more about you? drop ur yahoo id ok..

YOU WROTE ME BECAUSE YOU WERE JERKING OFF TO MY PHOTOS!! OF COURSE I FUCKING HAVE THEM. WHY WOULD ANYONE TELL YOU MORE IF YOU HAVEN'T EVEN BOTHERED TO READ THE FUCKING BIO??

YOU SUCK!!!! [in the bad way too!]


I know all women go through this online. When are men going to learn this will NEVER get you laid -- except by people just as stupid and lazy as yourself!! Grody.....

I hate stupidity. I hate stupidity from men most of all. STUPID STUPID STUPID. [I do love that word though!]

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