Collection of Bizarre Emails

Whole collection of Bizarre Emails
Okay, so I have like over 15 profiles on various sites...Some people think it is just about advertising, but honestly I am looking to fill the positions I have listed in my bios BY LOCAL PEOPLE...I have that in all caps on the bio too...

Yet, I get mail and messages from all over the globe...on some systems the ones out of state get filtered to a certain box so I don't feel guilty if I don't get back them...But being the person I am, I am more often then not compelled to check and respond, just in case I can redirect them to my cam shows or if they travel and can book an appearance here. Today's emails are from some of these who wouldn't settle for either..I found them amusing and hope you do too...

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First note of mention: [From a Male Dom in Cali who I had already redirected to my professional links]:

Wow you are absolutely gorgeous, I hope I am not too forward in saying this but I can not believe you are in your 40's you look soo good for your age. If nothing else hopefully you will be flattered that a younger guy finds you so attractive (hopefully your not creeped out lol)

My reply:

Ha!

My live-in is your age...and my son's 17 year old friends all hit on me...

I am sorta used to it...

His Reply:

Is it still flattering or is it to the point of annoying?

My retort:

I would think that would be appearant...

It is both.

Just like you.

M

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Second note: [This one claims to be a sub out of NY]

hello Lady it is out of curriousity i decided to write you an email. Would you like to consider invitation to challenge as an offenssive or exciting? Would you like to come and serve me or you would fight you way to freedom ? would you be enslaved or you will show me my place?

or you will ignore me?


which personality you are?

My response:

I am the kind of woman who doesn't like men to write her just based on her photos -- that's my work persona and not the person you have to deal with on a daily basis....

I am the kind of woman who doesn't like men who write from out of state unless they are asking about her cam show services or making arrangements for an appointment when they are traveling to my city.

I am the kind of woman who is going to block you for being an idiot.

M

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AND A NOTE TO MAKE YOU ALL GIGGLE *I know I did*

Dear Ms. Michelle,
i have read your bio and blog. Now may i please have permission to masturbate to your photos?
jeff

While cracking up I respond with:

Just for making me giggle...yes...

He actually thanks me:

Dear Ms. Michelle,
Thank you for granting me permission. i will assure you this will be more than just a quick wank off. For me it will be more than that. i will masturbate to your beauty and in honor of you.
Thank you for this privilege.
jeff