Holy Shit Batman! It WAS A 911 NIGHT!!

We are fucking super heros!! There were two teenagers busting up a safe in the parking area under our apartment. We went out with bat in hand. I started screaming like a crazy mother and Will sent me up stairs. I stomped up the stairs trying to wake our neighbors and yelling for them to get their bats too.[I needed my phone and to make sure my kitten didn't rush out the open door.]

I came back and those little fucks weren't moving fast enough. Will had them scared, but not enough by this Dom's standards. I reentered the 'party' like a bat out of hell.

THIS WAS THEIR MOST UNLUCKY DAY...I have had the most draining emotional day today. Their timing couldn't have been more perfect...I channeled all my hate and frustration right at these 17 year olds...Will was stunned how I came flying back around the corner, jumped in the middle, and began belitting them for not moving fast enough. I made the one kid put the safe down [He tried to lie and say it was his mother's] and together we scared the driver damn near into shitting himself while he put the crowbar into his trunk. [I didn't physically attack them but I was acting like the biggest meanest bitch on the planet and Will looks like Jesus Biker.] The stupid skinny one holding the safe was closest to me. He tried to reach for the safe again and I started calling him "Hat Bitch." I said, "Hat Bitch, you aren't moving fast enough - get your ass in the fucking car NOW."

Will was backing me up perfectly, by playing good cop with a bat. [okay maybe not that good, but compared to psycho bitch from hell he did look like the nicer one.] He kept acting like he was holding me back to protect them while I screamed, "Give me that bat! I am going to bash their tail lights out" and began hollaring out the plate information...They got the fuck outta here, but we didn't trust it.

After I quickly moved the safe nearer our central pathway in the apartments, not thinking I was touching evidence, we began to realize that neither of us really got the plate information. [Turns out that thing was over 40 lbs and I lifted it like it was nothing. Fucking dom rush!] We figured they were scared pretty well, but that they may come back looking for the safe. [That's why I moved it to begin with.]

Will went up stairs to get the cigarettes, because he decided to would wait to see if they came back. I stayed down with the bat. I saw someone I know drive up, so I hid in the stairwell a little bit. Again, perfect timing...

The shits came back. SERIOUSLY. They drove right up to me. I walked directly behind their car and began screaming out [while shaking the bat in their rearview mirror], "4 The LAST NIGHT 220!!" I had it. They backed out of the space slowly because I did move with them. It gave me plenty of time to see what make of the car it was. [Another thing we realized we didn't know for sure.] I kept screaming that plate information at the top of my lungs. Will came running to me and grabbed the bat. They were half way down the driveway at that point. He gave a chase until I told him to get back here.

I went and got paper and pen. I called 911. I wrote down EVERY DETAIL. I described what we saw. I recorded their clothing/descriptions. I included my contact information. [It's so nice to be so legal that you have no fear of cops]

IN LESS THEN 15 MINUTES WE HAD 3 COPS CARS WITH SIX COPS. It was great. They were proud of us for being vigilanties. At one point Will kept touching maybe evidence and I told him if he didn't stop I would hit him with the bat. The cop said if he didn't stop he'd let me. They were uber cool.

We got to watch them dust for prints and look for evidence. We admitted we had both touched the safe. I told them I had an arrest in my past, so they could easily check mine again those. That gave everyone a laugh.[I also found out tonight that Will has never been arrested. Impressive. That may be a first for me!!]

They double checked our notes. We talked about how we handled it. It was so funny to watch the cops squirm when looking at me because I had on a sheer white cotton shirt with no bra. They kept looking and getting nailed. They made it easy to feel good about taking the risk.

About an hour and half passed. The cops called. We just ID'ed the little fuckers by walking right up to the window of the cop car. I laughed and said, "Passenger and Driver" then I flipped them off long and strong while finishing with, "Told you so!". WHAT A FUCKING RUSH.

We are an amazing team. The best part of this is not only had Willbur managed to emotionally get my back today with the other crap I had going on, BUT he literally had my back tonight. My tiger is the sexiest, bravest, most loving MAN on the planet.

Oh and of course, it was amazing to get all that frustration out on a complete stranger!!!! JUSTIFIED!!!

Will and I are now thinking we might want to find out what it takes to be PI's....Legal stalking for pay...sign me up!~

Lv M