Things I hate about people

Thinking about some annoyances that bug me:



*When a man meets his best buddy’s new girl and he acts cocky when he’s probably really only trying to cover up the fact that his has so little life experience.



*When I invite someone who is a friend of someone I love to an event that I am hosting at my cost and they hook up with the one person I tell them to stay the hell away from because I’ve already learned my lesson about that psycho bitch but don’t have time to tell them the details.



*Men who try to act cool, but suck so bad at hunting that the only people they conquer are friends of the ‘other’ women in the life – be it friends of their sisters, siblings of their friends and/or the friends of friend’s girlfriends. If they didn’t have these initial contacts they would never get laid by any people of quality. [weaklings]



*People who get up earlier than anyone else in the house, turn on music or a television in the attached rooms at high volumes and then go outside to smoke.



*People who walk into rooms where music is playing and turn on a television without asking if it would annoy anyone else.



*People who talk you into watching a movie that you have very little interest in versus a show you personally find entertaining only to fall asleep, wake up in the middle of and ask, “what’s going on now?”



*When you take a long time dicing all the ingredients of a huge bowl of chicken salad and then offer to share it with someone who polishes it all off before you even get a second sandwich the next day. [Especially when you expect it to last maybe four days]



*People who stay as guests in my home at my expense who don’t turn off lights, load a dishwasher efficiently so it runs more than twice a day on a daily basis, and then fuck with the settings on the air conditioning after I have gone to bed.



*People who finish off fruit without replacing it. That stuff is a luxury around here even though some folks don’t realize it. Normally I won’t buy food that rots that fast, but I happen to be on a diet and only like a limited number of fruits.



*People who come into a room where someone is watching TV, reach across the viewer for the remote and change the channel without asking.



*Fucking Bond movies. I goddamn hate them even more than Rocky movies!



*People who take short cuts through cemeteries, schools, and/or churches. So fucking rude! Learn to leave your house earlier, asshole.



*When folks don’t recognize the assistance and education they can obtain from a friendship because the efforts are beyond what they notice due to their own self-involvement.



*People who act like know everything about a town but don’t do any homework about where they live. Any assumption of any city is inherently delusional and completely based on fantasy until you know more, so please shut the hell up. Otherwise read a local printed publication and/or get on the net.



*People who give parenting and/or relationship advice if they have never had either experience. If you haven’t walked in my boots, I honestly appreciate the input and observations, but it seems a little vapid at times.



*People who speed through school zones. They may not be your kids, but they do belong to someone!



*People who don’t warn their friends – or at least people they like – about bad people. Sometimes it is better to just own up to what happened and tell what you know.



*People who act like they want to learn but never apply observation, and sometimes inquisition, to adapt to an environment. Just because you have done something a certain way every time, it may not be the way those whom you are serving want you to. If the time is taken to explain and correct, then why can’t it be used rather then forcing your routine on that person.



*People who don’t realize their personal space/attitude affect those of everyone around them. Consideration of their friends and family should come first, but it is not difficult to extend to strangers as well. Bumbling through life so that only YOUR concerns are important makes you a total prick, especially when living with others. If you are the kind of person, just stay alone. Your type makes too many people miserable when they try to live with you!



And finally –



*People who doubt my life. I swear to God if half you have half the experiences I already have had by the time you die you’ll be fucking lucky. And tired; very tired.