And now they have moved to FetLife

And today we have yet another edition of HOW NOT TO APPROACH A FEMDOM...I know many of you are silently giggling and thinkging 'oh joy!'...ok, so not so many...teeeheee

Well folks it looks like the CM wankers are finding their way over here to this site where I have found all my real people...the funny part is so many of them are actually finding TRUE community hook ups here and about local events, so they think they might come out...yep folks some them might actually step out from behind their boxes and venture out to our world -- don't say you haven't been warned...

The GREAT news is every time I get one of these I check their profile to see which events and groups they are supporting...because they are goofy they always go for the glitz and ditz and not the good stuff...So REALLY the only way you might have a problem with them in public is if you are already wasting your time suporting that local nightclub's monthly LIE perpetuated by that certain retail establishment owner that all my readers know I think is the lowest piece of shit at the bottom of the pig pen...As usual, I am not naming names because if I do he will use his trust fund money to sue me...a single mom...AGAIN IF YOU SUPPORT THESE MONTHLY EVENTS AND THEIR OTHER BIG EVENTS YOU ARE AN ASSHOLE BY ASSOCIATION...

Oh so back to this wanker who is going to that event...He drops me this introductory note out of the blue yesterday...

Hi MichelleFromHell,

How are you? I like your profile very much. It will be pleasure to meet and serve you. I love various things in this lifestyle and open to learning. Please let me know if you are interested...A [name deleted to protect his privacy]

It's a nice enough note. I wasn't in a bad mood, but I do have a preselected technique that many of you are familiar with -- I ask them for details directly from my profile. It's my attempt to get them to really read it so they will have a clear idea of who they are dealing with, what I promise to do if approached and all my stuff...So I reply with:

Would you mind quoting the part of my profile that attracted you most? If you would just go to it, copy the part that appealed to you/made you inspired to contact me and email it back to me, I would be so appreciative...I am looking for detailed feedback here and this is your first 'test' to see if you would really work well for me, so don't screw this up,

M

Okay. So I set him up. He walked onto my playground and I kicked the ball in his face...Ask me how much I care...I am just hoping the whole "not looking" shit will smack him in the face...ARGGGGGG...not so much:

Hi Mistress,

How are you doing. Thanks for your reply.

I like this part of the body of your profile..

"I am on this system to make new LOCAL aquaintances, share information about the community by sharing about upcoming events, blog too damn much and occassionally participate in the forums. This place has also has many members who have become wonderful professional connections thanks to my profile here".

I felt I can learn a lot from you...you are awesome.

This quote is so awesome I think:

"Rarely do I ever see two of them in the feeder at once. This morning I woke up to a different situation. WE HAVE TWO SQUIRRELS IN LOVE!! They were sharing all the food and actually snuggling in the bird feeder this morning. I watched them swing together and act all sweet. Then they came down and ate out of the squirrel bowl together. They got up on the railing with their legs stretched and dangling. The one on the right side scooted up to the other one and gave a 'nose kiss'. Swear to god!!"

Love the ethereal feel and expression...A

Damnnit!! He followed directions to the T put TOTALLY MISSED THE NOT HUNTING SENTENCES...ARGGGGGGGG...I almost feel guilty because his attempt was well written and took him a little time, but jesh...I just am not that fucking nice when I warn people about their approaches need not happen...What the fuck do I have to do? Do I have to write it in big plain text - I DO NOT LIKE TO BE APPROACHED. I HUNT AND AM NOT HUNTED - so you fucking men will understand? Do you not understand I am UNTOUCHABLE? Does it seem differently? Seriously???

So instead of ripping into him because he did make an effort, I write back:

Wow. That was VERY good. I have to admit, it was a cheap ploy to get you to notice that through out my profile it states "I am actively NOT looking for anything at this time." Even with your attention to details [which I do applaud you for], you DID manage to miss that fine point...

If you were interested in my professional services as a Dominatrix, I would have liked some hint. Should your budget puts you in a position where you can afford my three hundred an hour consultation fee, I would be glad to help you explore yourself. IF my instincts are correct though, I don't feel that was the direction you were hoping it would go.

Basically your note[s] sound more like when a person is looking for my private time. I'm sorry but as it is clearly stated, "I am actively NOT looking for anything at this time." I currently have one male Pet Tiger, two kitty girls and a little girl that are in some way in service/bound to me, in addition to my commitment to my Leather Family and my vanilla one too.

Thank you for reading my blogs and writing. I do enjoy hearing from fans. I would like to give you some free advice to show my gratitude for your dedication and appreciation.

One of my common topics in my blog is "how NOT to approach a FemDom". It covers the many mistakes men make on social networking sites. I did take the time to review your profile. I would like to teach you where it is going to fail you in the long run and how you can go about helpings yourself succeed with some alterations. My recommendations for you are:

A. Take the stupid cockshots down. NO WOMEN ON THE WHOLE PLANET WANT TO SEE THAT BEFORE THEY ASK. Trust me, the ones who do are just men posing as women so someone will provide them with free porn.

Instead how about an image of what you look like dressed to go to work, out for a fun evening and perhaps your fetish wear? Show a woman what she can expect from you. A face shot is also a huge plus if you want any responses.

If you need a photographer, I know a kinky one who runs specials all the time I could put you in touch with. She does amazing work. She might even be able to help you with costuming.

Part of dealing with experienced people is that they don't want the barest acceptable; they want the best. Some of looking like the best is marketing yourself with attractive images. If that's an issue, then rethink even getting involved with people like us.

B. Many female dominants appreciate a profile where the author expresses what they have to offer to those whom they are serving. Try thinking about what you would negotiate for your relationships, what your fantasies are and what you can do to make these things happen.

Now just to make sure we are VERY CLEAR on one point. I am NEVER hunting. I have had the same primary for almost three years. I ALWAYS have my personal relationships with people that I DID NOT meet online. I also DID NOT ever date from our community. I have NO intention of those standards ever changing.

Good luck on your hunt BUT don't forget that in the future when you are trolling the sites to check and see if the person isn't already attached.

M

People! People! People!

While I am really and truly glad some of you adore me so much, I have to tell you strangers -- I am NOT interested. I already know too many people. I already have folks lining up just in case Will can't do it anymore. I get it. NOW BACK THE FUCK OFF.

M