Saturday, February 14, 2009

To All The Folks W. My Exes on Valentines

It cracks me up to NO end when I hear that an Ex's new is intimidated by me...I actually laugh at the thought of ever going back to anyone that it ended with...ICK...there is a reason they are an EX! [as in X'ed off my list!]
So Ladies [and a few Gentlemen] who currently date, live with, tolerate and or have sexual encounters with former partners of mine:
Please enjoy them. Personally, I think of all those past relationships as definitions of what I never want again in a relationship. Maybe they will be someone different with you.
Maybe they won't cost you everything you ever owned. Maybe they won't lie to your face about what and WHO they are doing on the side -- no matter how open and honest you may be about the topics. Maybe they won't hinder your growth to avoid feeling left behind.
Maybe....
So few letters for such a big doubt...
As for me:
I am very happy with what has happened in my life since they left. I have become very comfortable with who and how I am. I know without them I am only better off every single moment.
Please enjoy my sloppy seconds... I promise to never come back for more!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Michelle [From Hell]

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