Yet Another fine example of how NOT to approach a FemDom [again]

This would be more additions to the "how NOT to approach a Femdom" series...

From CollarMe:

This idiot does not get what a bitch I really am...On 1/12/09 he and exchanged notes:

On 1/12/09 This idiot wrote:
hello;
how are you...i hope we can be friends and know each other .

i think friends-first foundation to a serious relationship.

I am a guy who is both comfortable in his skin and where he is in his life.Loving his situation,friends and family but is looking to make a real and strong connection with my dream Mistress.

I am real,genuine person who is excited by the idea of being the object of your fantasies;in turn making so many of mine come true and both can enjoy the kinkier side of life.

i learned BDSM lifestyle takes things to another level. We take
a major step when entering into a D/s relationship. We exposing
something about ourselves that most wouldn’t be willing to expose to the mainstream world.

D/s, for me, is a gourmet of sensual adventure between two
independent adults who have full lives outside of D/s.

i believe a true D/s relationship also needs to be able to include
vanilla things while maintaing the balance of never losing that
D/s aspect.

I believe that a D/s relationship, just like any other, is based
on trust, mutual understanding and caring for one another.
Therefore both parties must take the time to get to know one
another, learn what needs/desires/wants exist, and find out whether or not compatibillity is possible.

i believe Submission starts in the mind not the body! Once that
has been captured the rest will follow.I also i believe,submission
has no beginning,it simply is.It is the natural order of creation.

i have met many people not willing to be honest with others, let alone themselves as to what they really desire in this lifestyle.
i believe honesty is the best policy and foundation for any
relationship.

I seek a honest, sincere, loyal female as a true friend that will
be straight with me from the word hello .

I have wasted to much time on this site and too much time on
people that have no intentions .

If you are looking for a serious relationship as friends first and
you are willing to build a solid concrete foundation,I would like to hear from you .


To which I responded with:
Before I befriend anyone I require they tell me what SPECIFIC sentences in my profile attracted them to me. Please review it and quote exactly what I have written and explain to me why you think you would be beneficial to my requested relationships...

This is a simple request. If you cannot follow through, you will have proven yourself inable to follow directions and ill prepared for someone like myself.
M

Then today [1/28/09] I get this form letter bullshit from him:

greetings.............i feel you are my dream Mistress.

promise you the following if you decide to own me.;

i am the sub that would worship the ground that you walked on....... the sub that would focus his energy and his attention on you all of the time. ......the sub that would treat you like a Queen, would pamper you, give you foot and body massages, and who would get more pleasure out of pleasuring you than receiving pleasure himself.

i am the sub that would do whatever you told him to do, without arguing or complaining.

i am the sub that would not only do all of his chores like cutting the grass and washing the cars, but would also do housework, the laundry, the grocery shopping, and the cooking.

i am the that would wine and dine you and shower you with gifts.

i am the sub that would not cop jealous attitudes whenever you talk with, or spend time with, another man.

i will serve you with each breath i draw. i will worship you with every moment of my existance.

i promise will no longer live for myeself, for me will live for You. You will be my life. You will become my Obsession.

i am willing to serve you as my owner and make you always happy..i promise i will do anything i can to do what i told.


Above all, a sub that would love you with all of his heart and who would view you as his Goddess" .


Now at first I forgot this idiot had contacted me before, so I responded with:

Please refer to my recent blog about people writing from out of state to women who specifically include LOCALS ONLY in their bios...

You did READ my profile before sending this form letter, right?

Do EVERYONE a favor, READ THE FUCKING PROFILES AND DO NOT ALLOW YOURSELF TO ONLY APPROACH PEOPLE WHOSE PHOTOS TURNED YOU ON....please!

M

Then I realized who this was so I got pissy:

I cut and pasted the first response with this at the end:

you did not follow my directions at all. DO NOT BOTHER ME AGAIN YOU WASTE OF VALUABLE RESOURCES!!

Maybe this time he will get it. Eitherway, I am blocking his dumb ass!

Then another email comes in from a different moron. The last one was in NYC but this idiot says he is from LA but the country is listed as KOREA!

Dear Mistress,

I will be your live in slave. No Sex. I am open to life-time Chastity (Never cum again, by be teased)

I will also think of becoming your Eunuch after 2 years of being your live-in slave.

I respond to him with:

Would you now please follow the directions at the begining of my blog?

For those who have forgotten my bio says at the very start:

READ THE BIO AND BLOG BEFORE YOU EVEN THINK OF SENDING ME AN EMAIL - IF I ASK YOU FOR SPECIFIC INFORMATION IN REPLY THEN PROVIDE IT OR ELSE BE RIPPED A NEW ONE!!


I expect this shit from a kink site. They are stuffed with fakes between the real community people. Fucking internet is a blessing and a curse. So then I find out I have two new emails on a Vanilla site I am on -- friendsite.com. I go check to see what's up with that because I never get emails on there...MORE IDIOTS! Only these are just thoughtless and rude...

First one is from someone in Conroe. That's really not far from here. You would think a fellow Texan would have some manners.

He wrote:

email me

_____@gmail.com [address deleted to be kind]

I responded with:

You didn't really give me any reason to. Why not try drawing my attention with clever banter? Or perhaps peak my interest with promises of princess like treatment? SOMETHING.

Commanding a woman like me NEVER works! Damn you didn't even say please.

What a rude buttnugget you are!~M

This one actually wrote back:

Im sorry Michelle I just was so attracted to ur profile and pics that I lost my way of thinking

let me try this again

Will the lovely Michelle email me I want to know more about you and see more pics of a beautiful woman like yourself

We all know I could give a flying fuck about those types who just jerk off to my images. I am sooooooooooo much more then a pretty face. So I respond to this with:

Thank you for the "sorry". If my pictures are what impress you then please go see my images on www.myspace.com/michellefromhell.

If you are interested in knowing more about me, please read my blogs to see how I tend to be...Otherwise, please go through my profile and tell me what exactly you think you have to offer me and why...

M

BUT HE WASN'T THE ONLY ONE! I am getting hateful by this point. I have enough on my plate right now with the move and don't have time to be annoyed. Tooooooo much to do. This one wrote:

Hello..tell me about yourself... [email deleted so no one harrasses him]@yahoo.com email me there and tell me about yourself there

bill

Now I have extensive blogs on this site with multiple reads. I am very clear about not wanting someone from someplace like FLORIDA to bother me. This one just doesn't get it huh? So I respond with:

What is it with men not knowing the word PLEASE on this system. So fucking rude!!

If you want to know about me -- READ MY BLOG. I am very transparent in it.

Otherwise, learn your manners and approach people with something of interest.

M



So be amused. I didn't bother to explain what they are doing wrong this time. After four in a row I didn't feel like bestowing my wisdom on people! This makes me suprised that anyone online ever has a desire to meet these men. What is so wrong with just saying what attracted you about me OTHER THAN MY FACE...

Maybe I should change all my profile images to my butt!

Oh this also made me feel compelled to go and delete anyone I don't know or from out of state from my friends lists. I already cleared facebook and am about to clear of my Fetlife and Collarme lists. I am sick of this shit.

Frauds suck. Losers suck. Stupidity because of a laziness sucks the most.

SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK

Thanks for fucking my morning up,

M

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