Fifth cart now stashed on my patio
This one is from Kroger's...How the hell they got this one is beyond me, as Kroger's has those damn carts that can only go so far before their wheels lock up while in the parking lot...I know because I once had to move my car to load in my groceries!
I heard someone moving it around early this morning [about 8.15ish]. I looked out my window and it was sitting there unattended. So, I ran out there and grabbed it. Now I have a total of FIVE shopping carts on my porch.
I've been thinking of what I might do with them. I have this idea of building a shopping cart sculpture in the middle of circle on the mound. I was going to use zip ties to lock them all together, but I figure the little monsters will just cut them. So I need to invest in some chain or cheap bicycle locks.
I just want to connect them where they cannot be used. I want to put them right out into their faces but make it where they can't use them for any form of amusement. I also want it to have an artistic edge so I can validate it as an artistic contribution!!
Anyhow...one more for me means one less tool for the little shits to torment me with...Afterall, it is Sunday and after church they will be out in force...happens each weekend,
M
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