Friday, May 15, 2009

From my collarme blog

Wow. I had a stupid male "dom" who recently got a bug up his butt for me. I honestly do not understand what made him think I would allow him to bother me. Readers, male dominants roll off my back like rain on ducks. I RARELY listen to ANYTHING the MAJORITY of them say. There are less then ten in our community who I even respect as true full-time dominants, rather then talking tops and/or weekend warriors, and over half of those are in my family.

But I am not a femsupremist. I maintain the faith that men can evolve. I have known many great men in my day. [And a TON of assholes too!]

I also don't favor women in terms of power management. I know PLENTY of FemDoms who SUCK. Due to observation and experience, I am basically not fond of many people's management of their kink relationships/community participation anymore. I see the hyprocracy and behind the scenes bullshit.

I am not saying I am better than everyone. That's not the case. I am just better at certain things because I hold them in such a place of honor in my morality and mortality. I know my life is so different from the general population that I don't even attempt to compare in most things. Let's just say they will never see things from my perspective because they haven't pranced in my heels yet. And many never will....

So back to what I was really writing about. This moron who happens to be today's edition of YET ANOTHER FINE EXAMPLE OF HOW NOT TO APPROACH A FEMDOM:

This person contacted me first on 5/7/09 at 8:24 AM:
pretty pics

Easy enough. It's a compliment. I always try to be nice when responding to compliments. It's one of the many reasons I have a loyal fanbase. So I write back, "Thank you. M"

He follows this up on 5/7/09 at 10:06 AM with:
i am dom, but would be a sub for you. brad

Oh yeah this one gets it, huh? He obviously has taken the time to do as I ask and read the whole profile PLUS the blogs before contact. I decide he deserves a smart ass retort that implies how little respect I have for people who won't openly admit they are a switch. Afterall, I hunt for switches who know what they are! What else would anyone want for an Alpha boy??? Especially when they have a house with as many in it as mine??? So I reply with:
Too bad I only really love switches. M

I figure this will get him to fuck off. Oh how wrong I was! This moron decides he is going to make me this target for his misled affection/attention/whatever the fuck is going through his fat head. He sent me this on 5/7/09 at 7:23 PM:
let's get to know each other.

I respond with:
No. I don't have time for another right now. M

That's honest and direct. I didn't bother to call him out on not already doing as I ask in my profile. What the fuck?

Normally this is when I just handle things with the good old block button....I don't know why I forgot to block him. Honestly it must have slipped my mind.

So then on 5/14/09 5:27 PM - a week later - I get this:
make time for me. I want to bite your neck. you will love me. B

Oh as if this too stupid to even have a picture or much more on his profile desperate loser would ever get to feed off a source like me. Bletch. Disgusting. My bowels are churning because his foolishness sickens me. But yet I choose to take my new high road of not feeding into these types. I do this by sending my favorite response. It leaves nothing to imagination and sucks the fun out of these bullshitters' games:
"No."

Does this work? Evidently not. This morning I open my mailbox to see what has become the last email this dickhole will send me:
I am gonna spank your ass until it's red.

Holy shite. Seriously? Does this putz think this is sexy or something?? Grody. I have had it at this point so I end the game with:
No. And now you have become a BLOCKED asshole.

M

Good fucking gravy!! Yes, this time I remembered to block him after hitting send. Now according to the rules of the site this person is located on I cannot post his handle on my blog...eventhough I often see others breaking this rule all the time...

So instead I am going to write him a little poem. Read the start of the lines for the hints to his handle:
Don't bother me
I don't like male doms
Cuz they treat me with inequality
Don't say you are different
Unless you REALLY are
Very unlikely
You fucking moron

HAHAHAHA I am feeling clever this morning!
Lv M

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